Asia, first encounters

We're handed umbrellas as we leave the plane. Are you kidding? But as we breeze through customs, baggage and into the heat of the KL night something else is amiss. Nothing went wrong. The Petrona towers come into view as Strobe hits its crescendo. Hang on, this is too good to possibly be true. Where are the lost bags? The touts ripping us off? The sense of dread as we check into a shitty hostel? Nope, nothing doing as everything goes to plan and we get a good nights sleep in a wicked little part of town called Bukit Bintang. Breakfast the following morning is in a mall that is so Christmassy I half expected it to be served by Shane McGowen.

KL has an incredible sense that its touristy and commercial but doesn't really give a shit. The locals smile and sit at stalls eating food you can't pronounce while the suits and tourists whizz around trying to spend every ringgit they can. Photos echoing Lost In Translation are taken and an American (I know, right?) called Aunnie is enlisted into the gang for vistas at the top of the city and impromptu, drunken sing-a-longs. In fairness, Aunnie is probably the only American I've met who actually suggested drinking and then (nearly) matched us. Despite the Indonesian Embassys best efforts, KL has got us. Hook, line and drinker. The 40 degree heat of the Batu Caves and a bottle stealing monkey attempt to dampen our spirits but wet season in Asia seems to continue to deliver.

Wet season is an odd one. It doesn't rain and its fucking hot. Wet season, in short, is brilliant. As Athlone disappears underwater like Atlantis without the pomp we disappear into a whiskey called Winner to cool down. It softens the blow of 7AM buses to the jungle the following morning. Oh, no, wait, it doesn't at all. After planning an early night, the indefatigable Aunnie has us drunk enough to get half an hours' sleep prior to our hellish journey. Its the first big night since London and we're a little worse for wear to the say the least. A room (that is all) greets us and our guide John grates on us during our night walk through the world's oldest rainforest but the creepy-crawlies and subsequent morning's hike up a great, big mountain make it well worth the pitiful sum we parted with. The least rapid rapids I've encountered offer stupidly good fun and our boat down the river back to the bus and KL was all the relaxation we needed but maybe hadn't deserved!

5am and Singapore customs welcomes us with a poster of a man with a gun against his head. Not just a gun, mind. The most unnecessary M16 I've seen since the days of gratuitous 80's action flicks. Singapore throws confusion and what I consider idiocy at us for 3 days. A highlight was watching football in a bar and being asked to move 2 feet away from the table to a yellow box for a cigarette. I was still standing beside the table. And we were outside. In fact, I almost think I could hear Alan better. We revel in our shared disposition towards this pulseless sham of a country and actually love our time there if not the setting. Anyway, after looking at stolen architecture and empty streets its off to Yogyakarta for something completely different. The start of a month around Java and the dark, heart trembling island of Borneo...



(Photos soon when the Internet stops being a brat. Check for updates!)